My dearest self
All of life is only a continuation of high school. Whoever told us that was definitely on to something. First year is coming to an end and the only thing I’m certain of is that this is just a bigger playground. So in the spirit of making it easier I decided to give a hand guide to what you’ll find.
Before we begin you need to know a secret that no one knows what the hell they’re doing. Let’s start from the big guys, who have gone through all the stages and have earned their titles as the ring leaders. These are usually the third year students, fourth year and up are normally too busy to go around making others feel socially inferior. These are the people that create the various clicks. There are many you can choose from such as:
The environmentally conscious: basically smoke a lot of weed and just want a happy world to live in. There is a dress code for each click or else it would just simply be called high school. To fit in this group you would have to wear floral skirts and shirts preferable dyed and for a reason not yet known big heavy shoes.
Then you get your fashion setters. They all basically wear the same stuff that they “secretly” got from Mr Price. This has to be the most complicated of all the clicks because no one is ever a member. If you miraculously are the hit for the day then all the others will be envious and start hating.
“I’ve got 99 problems but a bitch aint 1!” Next is the Hip Hop heads who dress baggy and some even carry out the lingo, hey mommy! Listen to a lot of hip hop and get trashed like mutherf!ckers. For this group its all about the music, please don’t get me wrong they know their stuff- each one teach one. But all of this would mean nothing without the honeys. Let’s be honest Booze, women and good music is not a bad combination at all. But this aint you.
Listen, what I’m trying to tell you is that don’t go around looking to fit in, it’s not always about finding the perfect match. It’s a sad truth, sorry buddy.
Stay real
All of life is only a continuation of high school. Whoever told us that was definitely on to something. First year is coming to an end and the only thing I’m certain of is that this is just a bigger playground. So in the spirit of making it easier I decided to give a hand guide to what you’ll find.
Before we begin you need to know a secret that no one knows what the hell they’re doing. Let’s start from the big guys, who have gone through all the stages and have earned their titles as the ring leaders. These are usually the third year students, fourth year and up are normally too busy to go around making others feel socially inferior. These are the people that create the various clicks. There are many you can choose from such as:
The environmentally conscious: basically smoke a lot of weed and just want a happy world to live in. There is a dress code for each click or else it would just simply be called high school. To fit in this group you would have to wear floral skirts and shirts preferable dyed and for a reason not yet known big heavy shoes.
Then you get your fashion setters. They all basically wear the same stuff that they “secretly” got from Mr Price. This has to be the most complicated of all the clicks because no one is ever a member. If you miraculously are the hit for the day then all the others will be envious and start hating.
“I’ve got 99 problems but a bitch aint 1!” Next is the Hip Hop heads who dress baggy and some even carry out the lingo, hey mommy! Listen to a lot of hip hop and get trashed like mutherf!ckers. For this group its all about the music, please don’t get me wrong they know their stuff- each one teach one. But all of this would mean nothing without the honeys. Let’s be honest Booze, women and good music is not a bad combination at all. But this aint you.
Listen, what I’m trying to tell you is that don’t go around looking to fit in, it’s not always about finding the perfect match. It’s a sad truth, sorry buddy.
Stay real
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