Some Good Advice From Foamy

Why is it that we always have to be ripped off by government? Why do we allow them to take our taxes and give it to these freshly graduated "experts" to run stupid experiments to tell us the obvious? Now I know you are probably going to say that it is due to the fact that all politicians have less creativity than amoeba on Saturn, and that may be true in most cases, but to be honest, the politicians who are actually martians in disguise are quite intelligent and diabolical. However, I found the perfect character, one of my closest friends actually who can provide even more insight into the matter... Everyone, wave your appendages in salute to FOAMY!