Zombies run the journ department!

Due to current radiation levels on campus, frequent siting of zombies at the Media Matrix has been reported.
The mastermind behind all this is non other than... well I'm not really at liberty to say, but I can tell you that it is a man. However, this seemingly happy man was kidnapped by aliens ten years ago and now is running their separate agenda to slowly put a vending machine in each common room.
Fellow Students, Unite against the terror that is filling our common rooms! First the common rooms,then the dining halls... it is madness!